Today’s kumbaya moment

I’ve been thinking a lot about evolution versus creationism lately and I realized something…

…no matter which philosophy you buy into: either proposition forces you to acknowledge that we are all literally family.

Either the entire human race descended from a mutated primate.

Or we’re all the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren of Adam and Eve.

Either way, best viagra sick Jews and Arabs, viagra canada gangbangers and white supremacists, gringos and illegally-immigrating Mexicans are all literally blood relatives.

Maybe, if we could all remember that there would be less hatred and killing in the world.

(Or a lot more. After all, the busiest day in the Emergency Room is Thanksgiving. Nothing is as likely to end with one person sticking a knife into another person as a friendly family get-together.)

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