Things I wish I’d said:

August 3rd, 2007

The following was outright stolen from Near the Salty City

Is it just me, discount viagra cialis or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, cialis sales malady right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But theyare unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:You cannot post “Thou Shall Not Steal,” “Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery,” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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  • 1. still Unreal...  |  August 4th, 2007 at 7:46 am

    Amen to that.
    (i can say that, right?)

  • 2. Elliot  |  August 4th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Yes, yes you can. ;)

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