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March 19th, 2010

How does a man go about killing a wolf with his bare hands?

Okay, cialis generic buy it may never come up. You may never need it, viagra sales view but that one time when you’re confronted with that big wolf, viagra this is how you do it. You’ve got to give the wolf your arm. You’ve got to lean into it. Stick your arm all the way down his throat. He can’t swallow it because he’s gagging on your arm. You reach in; you grab a handful of something — guts, the back of his throat, whatever you can hold — and pull it out. And try to avoid those claws while you’re doing it.

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  • 1. Nick  |  March 19th, 2010 at 8:22 am

    You didn’t know that? That’s also how you take down a vicious dog if you have to. Option number 2, if you have the time and you have one, is to take off a jacket and wrap it around your left arm (if you are right handed) and jam that in there while you take control of the neck with the other hand.

  • 2. Elliot  |  March 19th, 2010 at 8:46 am

    So I should stop going for the throat with my teeth?

  • 3. BobG  |  March 19th, 2010 at 10:12 am

    I’ve known people who have both killed and fought off badass dogs, and none of them used that method. The dogs involved have been Irish wolfhounds, shepherds, and Rottweilers.

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