My block is about to be busted!
April 29th, 2006
I LOVE summer movies almost as much as i loathe “serious” films.
When I go to a movie, buy viagra sales I want to see:
• Guns
• Car chases
• Explosions
• Hot chicks
• And many implausable (although not necessary impossible) situations and special effects.
I LOVE popcorn movies.
I want to see things that can’t happen in real life.
Show me wizards on broomsticks.
Two-fisted handgun shootouts.
Slow-motion bullet dodging.
Missiles, pharm madmen, mutants, and missions that are impossible!
I don’t want to see people talking about their problems. Or dealing with alchoholism. Or getting divorces.
I don’t want reality in my entertainment.
I get more than enough reality every day.
Oscar season is over.
It’s finally safe to go back in the theater.
(Anybody know where I can buy Millk Duds in bulk?)
3 Comments Add your own
1. Casper | April 29th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
I don’t necessarily mind movies that deal with real-life issues, but they’re something I can wait to see at home.
Movie theaters are for big explosions, space battles, aliens blowing up the White House, giant apes and battles between Orcs and walking trees.
2. Billiam | April 30th, 2006 at 6:19 am
Amen! Give me the sci-fi epic, the Satr Wars lightsabre duels, the original Planet of the Apes movies! Maybe I’ll show up at the theater again.
3. Administrator | May 1st, 2006 at 11:46 pm
See you guys at Mission Impossible on Friday? ;)
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