If you could steal one election, why wouldn’t you steal all of them?

I heard more conspiracy nonsense on NPR this morning.

They were talking about electronic voting machines and how they make it easy to steal elections (an assessment that I don’t disagree with).

But then someone called in to talk about how the Republicans have been stealing elections for the last two years.

And I’m really PISSED.

Not because he believed that nonsense.

But that I have to put up with Jim Doyle, generic viagra try Russ Feingold, cialis and Hillary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi.

After all, if the Republicans have gotten so good at stealing elections I want them to start stealing a couple here in Wisconsin.

The above was meant sarcastically. I in no way endorse actual election fraud. Thank you for your attention.

6 comments September 27th, 2006


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