Evolution or Intelligent Design? I just wish someone would give me a sign.
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Disclaimer: It’s not a real church sign. It’s a joke. ;)
Entry Filed under: Observations
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1. Mike Cope | April 13th, 2006 at 2:40 am
The Terrible Tale of Pastor D’s Encounter with Urology
Pastor D was feeling good
As well-behaved preceptors should:
He never sinned, he never thought
About things that he didn’t ought,
Nor ever lusted for a lass
or coveted his neighbour’s ass.
He had set out to write a sermon
Condemning scientists as vermin:
This evolution made no sense,
God spake, and made the world commence,
And everything has turned out fine
Due to Intelligent Design.
But while he penned this screed of blame
A twinge of pain shot through his frame,
An agony as fierce as chilli
Between his anus and his willy.
And thus it was our firebrand
Was let down by his prostate gland.
A cry rose up from in his heart:
“The human body’s not so smart!”
And then a thought (quite unbecoming)
“God damn this god-damned human plumbing!”
All mixed up with this wisdom-pearl:
“God don’t exist, or She’s a girl!”
And now, wracked with both pain and grief
He cannot pee, has no belief.
So while Intelligent Design
May be OK if you feel fine
It doesn’t do to mix a smidgeon
Of logic in with your religion.
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