Be the best victim you can be!

I think Milwaukee Journal Sentinel guest columnist Steve Paske didn’t go far enough in his article recommending that victims cooperate fully with an armed robber.

He forgot to mention that if you’re being raped, viagra usa unhealthy you should just lay there and take it with a smile.

And if they kill you at the end of the rape or burglary, it was probably your fault because you weren’t convincing enough when you promised not to identify them to the police.*

*And sarcasm detected in this post by the reader was fully intended by the author. Thank you for your attention.

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