All’s fair when it comes to the Fairness Doctrine

I DEMAND that the Fairness Doctrine be immediately reinstated and applied to…

…documentary films.

After all, best cialis viagra sale liberal voices absolutely dominate the documentary film market:

Farenheit 9/11

Bowling for Columbine

An Inconvenient Truth

Jesus Camp

Supersize me

Fog of War

Who Killed the Electric Car

The fact that almost all documentaries are liberal can only be evidence that conservative documentaries are being unfairly repressed by the Documentary-Industrial Complex.

The solution?

For every documentary with a ridiculously left-wing bent, help the movie’s producers should have to pay to make a second documentary from a conservative point of view.

This might seem to be an attack on free speech, but it’s really an exercise in fair speech.

And if fewer (or no more) liberal documentaries get made as a result of reinstating the Fairness Doctrine, that’s just the price we’ll have to pay to make sure that no single political point of view dominates A.M radio…I mean… independent movie theaters.

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