Posts filed under 'Observations'

If the guys shooting missiles at ships in the Red Sea fired at a tanker named the Horton…

…would the Horton hear a Houthi?

Add comment January 15th, 2024

I went shopping for a new mattress yesterday.

I don’t think the sales guy liked me lying down on his job

Add comment January 14th, 2024

It’s a good thing that it’s too cold outside to need the air conditioner

Because it’s currently buried under two feet of snow.

Add comment January 14th, 2024

I haven’t taken down my Christmas tree yet…

And you can’t make me!

Add comment January 13th, 2024

People say old age just creeps up on you.

Then how come it’s chasing after me like I just stole it’s purse?

Add comment January 11th, 2024

Now that there is finally some snow on the ground…

…my Frosty the Glowman actually looks like he belongs.

Add comment January 10th, 2024

It snowed today

Slid down my driveway in my chair like I was on a toboggan run.

Winter in a wheelchair is a slippery proposition.

Add comment January 9th, 2024

I want to know what brand of case was on the iPhone that fell from an airplane.

I could use a good case.

https://www.theregister.com/2024/01/08/apple_iphone_16000_drop/

Add comment January 8th, 2024

If you listen to any random source of music long enough…

…eventually, it will play “Come On Eileen.”

Add comment January 7th, 2024

I don’t know what it is about today

But I have an inexplicable urge to overthrow a small to medium government.

Add comment January 6th, 2024

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