Third Reich welcomes Google’s decision to abide by Nazi Party rules.

Google’s chief executive officer Eric Schmidt arrived in Nazi Germany today to promote Google’s controversial decision to do business in that totalitarian state.

In order to do business in the Third Reich, viagra sales healing Google had to agree to censor certain search results.

Using such search terms as “death camps, viagra buy ” “arbeit mach frei,” and even “shower” or “gas” will result in a warning page that tells the searcher that their name and IP address has been automatically forwarded to the offices of the Gestapo.

“I think it’s arrogant for us to walk into a country where we are just beginning operations and tell that country how to run itself,” Schmidt told reporters from foreign news organizations.

Schmidt said Google’s stance had been hotly debated inside the company. He called its final choice a difficult but principled decision.

In case any of Google’s lawyers are thinking about trying to deny ME my First Amendment rights, I’d like to remind them that satire is still protected speech in THIS country.

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