Your horoscope for today

Damn, viagra buy no rx if I know.

They’re talking about adding at last two new planets to the solar system.

This is going to play havoc with horoscopes. Havoc, no rx I tell you!

You may think you were born in the house of Mars, but now it might turn out you were actually born in the garage of Ceres.

Who knows, we might even have to add a few new signs of the Zodiac.

I suggest we start with Elsie the Cow.

Putting Elsie next to Taurus might make the night sky a little friskier.

And another bovine sign would be particularly appropriate since all of astrology is bull anyway.

2 comments August 16th, 2006