Your horoscope for today

August 16th, 2006

Damn, viagra buy no rx if I know.

They’re talking about adding at last two new planets to the solar system.

This is going to play havoc with horoscopes. Havoc, no rx I tell you!

You may think you were born in the house of Mars, but now it might turn out you were actually born in the garage of Ceres.

Who knows, we might even have to add a few new signs of the Zodiac.

I suggest we start with Elsie the Cow.

Putting Elsie next to Taurus might make the night sky a little friskier.

And another bovine sign would be particularly appropriate since all of astrology is bull anyway.

Entry Filed under: Observations

2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Nick  |  August 16th, 2006 at 10:33 am

    Elsie the Cow sure would go a long way towards explaining The Milky Way wouldn’t it?

  • 2. Administrator  |  August 16th, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    I’m starting to hate your amazing wit. Don’t make me have you killed. I know people.

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