You know how married couples sometimes have a list of celebrities…

May 13th, 2008

…that their spouse would let them sleep with?

Do you think celebrity couples have those lists?

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  • 1. elliot  |  May 13th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    I just read this post to a friend and she said, “yes, but they feature totally regular people.”

  • 2. Nick  |  May 13th, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Of course they do… the difference is they actually get to sleep with people on their list.

    That might also explain why celebrities get divorced so often.

  • 3. jimi  |  May 13th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Who cares? Let’s hear the “It’s OK honey should Brad Pitt come to the door and want’s to nail you to my grandma’s credenza cause he just had an argument with miss I’ll save the world lactating and bloated and crying cause she didn’t get a mom’s day card from Bradley and she just about had it . . . which make Brad a bit free and a bit on the prowl, if you know what I mean . . . it’s OK”.

    In other words, lets hear these lists!

    My wife could do Pitt. Of course.
    Johnny Depp. Of course.
    Brenden Fraiser. Good choice.

    Me? Kate Beckensale, Elizabeth Hurley, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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