Without a body, “Bigfoot” is just baloney

August 15th, 2008

Hunters claim to have nabbed Bigfoot, tadalafil purchase Internet goes nuts – Yahoo! News

A couple of hunters in northern Georgia (the state, best viagra not the country) claim to have found a carcass of the legendary creature known as Bigfoot (or Sasquatch, if you prefer).
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The two hunters teamed up with a fellow named Tom Biscardi, head of a group called Searching for Bigfoot; they plan to hold a press conference on Friday in Palo Alto, Calif., to show off DNA evidence and photos–but not the body itself. That’s apparently being kept under wraps. (Yeah, right.)

If you had the body of Bigfoot would you:

A.) Drive it immediately to a television studio

or

B.) Hide it in a freezer and not let anyone see it?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

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  • 1. Bruce  |  August 15th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    or

    (C.) Prop it up at a party and pretend it’s still alive for Harry & The Hendersons meets Weekend at Bernies.

    I’d go with (C) and then sell the movie rights.

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