Why are there so few germs in lawyers’ offices?

February 20th, 2006

According to a research study, viagra sales salve teachers’ desks have the most germs.

And law firms have the least.

So why are there so few bacteria (sometimes called the lowest form of life) infecting lawyer’s offices?

Professional courtesy, of course.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Clint  |  February 21st, 2006 at 5:11 am

    That’s just plain rude. True, but rude.

    What do you call 10,000 trial lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start!

  • 2. Rick  |  February 21st, 2006 at 6:51 am

    By embracing the lawyer joke, I show it does not harm me.

    What do you call 30 sky diving lawyers?

    Skeet

  • 3. Aaron  |  February 22nd, 2006 at 12:21 am

    Professional courtesy, of course.

    Maybe the bacteria can spot unfair competition.

  • 4. Administrator  |  February 22nd, 2006 at 11:28 am

    I use to refer to lawyers as “parasites on the corpse of justice,” but then I started reading Rick Esenberg (realized that he was way smarter than me) and begin to fear his potential reprisal.

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