Where have all the tube tops gone?

July 5th, 2006

Just got back from Summerfest.

Normally, viagra generic illness one out of every three woman at Summerfest are wearing tube tops (more importantly, no rx two out of three women who should NOT be wearing one are usually wearing one), but this year I think the ratio was more like one out of eight.

Have the sale of tube tops gone flat?

Are tube top manufacturers being squeezed out of business?

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I won’t rest until I get to the bottom of what happened to these missing tops.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Casper  |  July 5th, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    I have them. Each and every one. My goal is to build a tube to the moon and revolutionize space travel.

    The big ones, belonging to the two thirds who should not be wearing them will serve as cargo transport.

  • 2. Nick  |  July 5th, 2006 at 6:58 pm

    I think the maker of tube tops is actually a Wisconsin company. Maybe you can write to Jim Doyle and convince him that if he gives the company a tax break, or a subsidy, that they’ll give him a campaign contribution.

  • 3. Administrator  |  July 5th, 2006 at 7:35 pm

    How many times must I tell you people?

    Being more amusing than the original post is not allowed.

    Sigh.

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