Welcome to America, where the offender is the offended.

An Australian tourist viagra sales rx 20281, cialis sales discount 18104683-5001022, sales 00.html”>was arrested in a Texas cinema for politely asking the woman next to her to stop talking on her cell phone during the movie.

I would like to make a personal apology to Ms. Pauline Clayton of Australia.

Coming from a ruggedly self-reliant country, she failed to understand how completely America has come to be populated by people who never willingly take responsibility for their own actions.

And blame everyone else for their failings.

Of course, the first mistake she made was going to see Brokeback Mountain. That was bound to lead to nothing but trouble.

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