Tomkat? Brangelina? Beniffer?

April 26th, 2006

Why are we referring to lame celebrity couples by combining their two first names?

We don’t do this in real life.

You don’t refer to your Mom and Dad as Mad. (Well, best viagra there you might. But I know better.)

We didn’t call Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall “Lumphrey.”

We didn’t consider Katharine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy to be “Kancer.”

Maybe it’s time to start referring to people like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes as “Tom & Katie.”

Or, better yet, let’s stop referring to them all together.

Entry Filed under: Observations

11 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Casper  |  April 26th, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    Actually, my sister and her husband are referred to this way by the rest of the family.

    Carrie and Jeremy are now and forever will be Carremy.

  • 2. Wendy  |  April 26th, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    Ooo, I think everyone should start calling my husband and me “Owendy.” Too bad I didn’t marry someone named Trent. I could have been Trendy. Oh well. Can’t have everything.

  • 3. Nick  |  April 26th, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    I think Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall should have been known as Humpen.

  • 4. tee bee  |  April 26th, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    Damn you, Nick!!!!!

    Nonetheless, I will add the less interesting but slightly more exotic SpencKat.

    I love it – it’s mockery masquerading as adulation.

    Don’t forget Britney Spears and Kevin Federline – Britvin? Kevney? They’re trying to get him to sound more hip as K-Fed, but I think soon Britney will realize that since she’s hooked up with him she has no career and much less money, and he’ll be Fed-ex.

  • 5. Administrator  |  April 26th, 2006 at 4:16 pm

    I’ve heard of Wendy O, but never Owendy.

  • 6. Phel Jones  |  April 26th, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    Good one tee bee

  • 7. Melinda Omdahl  |  April 26th, 2006 at 7:56 pm

    I think you stole this post idea from someone Elliot… I won’t name names though… *Cough*(Me)*Cough*.

    (That’s OK – I consider this half my blog anyway!)

  • 8. Administrator  |  April 26th, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    Melinda made the initial observation. I made it into a viscious comment on modern America. We all play our parts. ;)

  • 9. Casper  |  April 26th, 2006 at 9:02 pm

    Elliot, I think Melinda’s got you.

    And after having to debate other issues with her, I don’t feel sorry for you one bit.

  • 10. Wendy  |  April 27th, 2006 at 11:00 am

    I hear you, Melinda, I hear you.

  • 11. Melinda Omdahl  |  April 27th, 2006 at 9:28 pm

    Hee Hee Casper! And- Thank you Wendy! I knew you atleast would understand! :0)

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