There is a reason they call them “man’s” best friend.

July 27th, 2007

I could have told Milwaukee Journal Sentinel lifestyle blogger Vikki Ortiz that using a cute dog to try to pick up men wouldn’t work.

Simply put: most men don’t care if a girl has a dog…as long as she isn’t one.

Entry Filed under: Media,Observations

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Nick  |  July 27th, 2007 at 11:28 am

    Given the end result of her excursion Elliot… the implication you are drawing here isn’t good for her… and its definitely not one I believe to be true.

  • 2. Casper  |  July 27th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Well, I actually had the opportunity to see Ms. Ortiz on her way to the experiment (although I wasn’t aware at the time the experiment was about to take place). I have to say that 1) she doesn’t need the dog and 2) it ‘s mostly a trick that works for guys.

  • 3. Elliot  |  July 27th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    I never meant to imply that Ms. Ortiz was a dog, only that dogs are irrelevant to a woman’s ability to attract a man.

    That fact that no man happened to approach the very pretty Ms. Ortiz during this experiment only proves that the average man in Milwaukee has less sense than the average dog.

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