There are only three types of pop songs

1.) Whiny. (This includes most love songs, discount cialis pharm the majority of breakup songs and pretty much anything ever recorded by a boy band.)

2.) Screamy. (Voices or guitars.)

3.) Twangy. (Every once and a while people like a “little bit country” in their “little bit rock and roll.”)

Feel free to categorize every pop song you know into one of those three divisions. (Sometimes a song will seem to fit into more than one category at a time. Do not be fooled. One aspect is always stronger than the others.)

Also don’t come here and start throwing Rap or Jazz in my face. I said “pop” songs not “pop-a-cap-in-your-jazz-lovin’-ass” songs.

4 comments June 2nd, 2006