There are only three types of pop songs

June 2nd, 2006

1.) Whiny. (This includes most love songs, discount cialis pharm the majority of breakup songs and pretty much anything ever recorded by a boy band.)

2.) Screamy. (Voices or guitars.)

3.) Twangy. (Every once and a while people like a “little bit country” in their “little bit rock and roll.”)

Feel free to categorize every pop song you know into one of those three divisions. (Sometimes a song will seem to fit into more than one category at a time. Do not be fooled. One aspect is always stronger than the others.)

Also don’t come here and start throwing Rap or Jazz in my face. I said “pop” songs not “pop-a-cap-in-your-jazz-lovin’-ass” songs.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Nick  |  June 2nd, 2006 at 1:05 pm

    Probably one of the funniest I’ve heard is a song from a comedy group called Da Vinci’s Notebook. The song is called “The Title of The Song” (lyrics are here). There’s a video of them performing it here.

    It’s freaking hillarious, and it pretty much sums up every song you’ve heard that falls under category 1.

  • 2. Fuzz  |  June 2nd, 2006 at 7:22 pm

    Britney Spears:Hit me baby one more time. What would that be categorized as?

  • 3. Administrator  |  June 2nd, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    Britney who?

  • 4. Melinda Omdahl  |  June 5th, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    HIt me baby one more time – Screamy – apparent by the sheers violent name of the song.

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