The world’s worst golfer

February 10th, 2006

Even before the chair, cialis sales healing I was the world’s worst golfer.

True story:

I was lining up to hit the ball when a golf cart stopped on the path next to me.

“Hey there, clinic ” the friendly driver said. “Do you realize that’s the women’s tee you’re about to hit from?”

“Yes,” I said between clenched teeth. “Do you realize this is my second shot?”

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  • 1. Melinda Omdahl  |  February 10th, 2006 at 10:57 pm

    Let’s go golfing. I have a feeling I might actually have a chance at winning for a change!

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