The naked truth about unions

March 20th, 2006

Strippers in Australia have their own union called Striptease Artists Australia.

(Finally, generic viagra look a union I can get behind.)

The strippers union was just given recognition by the appropriately named Industral Relations Commission.

Apparently the union’s demands include:

• a 60% pay increase for working holidays.

• Stages with non-slip surfaces.

• And a ban on the use of oils on stage.

I wonder if the firefighters union will offer to strike with them as a show of solidarity?

Pole-using workers of the world unite!

(Does this make strippers members of the poletariat?)

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