The law sees red when driver uses gadget to make light green.

Apparently there is a device that gives you the power to change a traffic light to green.

Why didn’t anyone tell me about these things?

And who the hell knew there was a law against using one?

Makes me wonder what other nifty gizmos I don’t know about:

• The Baby Muffler (For quieting crying kids on transcontinental flights)?

• The Lane Changer (Automatically moves morons from the passing lane to the right-hand lane)?

• The Calorie Counter (For counteracting the fat, cialis sales sale carbs, and sugar in your favorite foods)?

‚Ä¢ The Tax Dodger (Oh, wait, I think that’s the name of a bank in the Caymans).

1 comment April 18th, 2006