The law sees red when driver uses gadget to make light green.
Apparently there is a device that gives you the power to change a traffic light to green.
Why didn’t anyone tell me about these things?
And who the hell knew there was a law against using one?
Makes me wonder what other nifty gizmos I don’t know about:
• The Baby Muffler (For quieting crying kids on transcontinental flights)?
• The Lane Changer (Automatically moves morons from the passing lane to the right-hand lane)?
• The Calorie Counter (For counteracting the fat, cialis sales sale carbs, and sugar in your favorite foods)?
‚Ä¢ The Tax Dodger (Oh, wait, I think that’s the name of a bank in the Caymans).
1 comment April 18th, 2006