The law of conservation of fat

March 15th, 2006

Most people have probably at least heard about the law of conservation of mass.

It says that matter can be neither created or destroyed. Just moved around.

I believe in the law of conservation of fat.

Fat can be neither created or destroyed.

If one person loses weight, cialis canada health someone else has to gain an equal amount.

And if I find the SOB who lost 40 pounds in the last five years, best viagra discount I’m going to force feed him a truckload of Haagen Dazs.

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Nick  |  March 15th, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Whoops. Sorry about that.

  • 2. Administrator  |  March 15th, 2006 at 9:49 pm

    Damn triathlete.

  • 3. Dean Mundy  |  March 15th, 2006 at 10:33 pm

    I just knew that’s what happened!

  • 4. Nick  |  March 16th, 2006 at 10:28 am

    But if you only gained 40… I wonder where the other 40 that I lost went? Either someone else is just as pissed as you are… or you’ve got some more to gain. ;)

  • 5. grumps  |  March 16th, 2006 at 6:56 pm

    I’m looking for a new belt now. I got on my talking scale and it said, “One at a time, please.”

  • 6. Administrator  |  March 16th, 2006 at 7:06 pm

    lol

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