The law of conservation of fat

Most people have probably at least heard about the law of conservation of mass.

It says that matter can be neither created or destroyed. Just moved around.

I believe in the law of conservation of fat.

Fat can be neither created or destroyed.

If one person loses weight, cialis canada health someone else has to gain an equal amount.

And if I find the SOB who lost 40 pounds in the last five years, best viagra discount I’m going to force feed him a truckload of Haagen Dazs.

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