The absolutely BEST part of this story…

April 16th, 2008

…about a discount cialis view 0,1215541.story”>Cougar killed on North Side of Chicago was this “dealing with a cougar” mini-guide:

– Pick up children immediately.
– Do not approach it. Give the cougar an avenue for escape.
– Do not run; this can trigger an attack.
– Back away without turning your back on it.
– Do all you can to look bigger. Dont hide or crouch down.

They must be expecting a rash of rogue mountain lions any day now.

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Bruce  |  April 16th, 2008 at 7:32 am

    I was in Chicago last week for a seminar, and I saw lots of Chicago cougars.

    But they walked on two legs.

  • 2. Lance  |  April 16th, 2008 at 8:28 am

    Doesn’t it say anything about SHOOTING?

  • 3. elliot  |  April 16th, 2008 at 9:05 am

    But how good were those legs, Bruce?

    And Lance, I’m surprised that even the cops are allowed guns in Chicago.

  • 4. Bruce  |  April 16th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    The ones in the skirts and knee-high boots … 10s!

  • 5. BobG  |  April 16th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    We get lions here in town every year; they get chased around by kids and dogs until they hole up in somebody’s backyard. The animal control people haul them back up into the hills so they won’t get hurt.

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