Ten Worst Americans List

Blogger Beer led me to All Things Beautiful’s challenge to name the 10 Worst Americans.

What self-respecting blogger could resist?

In no particular order:

1.) Harry A. Blackmun – (On logical, cialis usa cialis legal, cialis sale help and Constitutional grounds, Roe Vs. Wade is the worst decision the court ever made.)

2.) Richard Nixon – Shameful.

3.) Jeffry Dahmer – local boy who represents Gacy, Bundy, et el on the list.

4.) Nathan Bedford Forrest – Founder of the KKK

5.) William Simmons – founder of the second KKK.

6.) John Wilkes Booth – do I really have to explain why?

7.) Timothy McVeigh – Homegrown terrorist.

8.) Sam Walton – not for the normal reasons offered by liberals, but because Walmart makes it seem that the only thing Americans care about is getting their hands on the cheapest crap possible.

I really didn’t want to name these last couple because they are so obvious. But sometimes, things are obvious for a reason.

9.) Benedict Arnold. Why? He’s Benedict Arnold for God’s sake.

10.) Joseph McCarthy – I hate to include another Wisconsinite on this list, but what can you do?

One last comment: Making this list was actually more difficult than I thought it would be. While many people throw around the term “evil Americans” pretty liberally nowadays (pun intended), there have been a lot fewer truly rotten Americans than you might think after a couple of hundred years.

4 comments December 30th, 2005