Spearing Britney

March 26th, 2006

Overheard in a restaurant:

“Wearing short shorts while pregnant?

Smoking while pregnant?

Driving a newborn around in her lap?

All Britney Spears needs now is a doublewide.”

Entry Filed under: Observations

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. grumps  |  March 27th, 2006 at 6:15 am

    She’ll have one soon enough.

    wink, wink, nudge, nudge

  • 2. Chris  |  March 27th, 2006 at 2:05 pm

    she is becoming a modern female version of the Fat Version of Elvis. I cannot wait for her to drop the weight and do the Vegas comeback show.

    Then the kick ass slide back into the Abysis after her little sister Jamie Lynn blows by her career wise.

    PIcture a 250lb Britney doing Mama Cass song in a casino off the strip then dying on the Toliet.

    man if that isnt a reason to live I dont know what is ;)

  • 3. Administrator  |  March 28th, 2006 at 9:25 am

    Is “Chris” short for “Crystal ball?”

    ‘Cause I’m thinking you hit it on the nail.

  • 4. Administrator  |  March 28th, 2006 at 9:26 am

    And Grumps, you should know by now that there’s a penalty for being more amusing than the host. (I just wish I knew what it was.)

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