So who do you think would win a fight between the Red States and the Blue States?

November 11th, 2006

Science Fiction writer Orson Scott Card has a new viagra buy sickness 72093-0.html?tw=rss.technology”> book based on the idea of an actual war between the political Right and Left in America.

Come on, pilule that’s just silly.

A war between the Right and Left wouldn’t last long enough to write a book about.

The Left would surrender before the end of Chapter One.

(Plus, sick how the hell could the Left even fight? Because of their love of gun control, they’d be reduced to waging war via serious protests and barriages of law suits. Sure lawyers are scary, but they’re no substitute for an AK-47-wielding George Will.)

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9 Comments Add your own

  • 1. steveegg  |  November 11th, 2006 at 9:42 am

    The Left would fight by proxy, using the Islamokazis, ChiComs and gang-bangers to do their dirty work.

  • 2. phel  |  November 11th, 2006 at 5:26 pm

    The Red states, by a longshot. We have much better aim than the gangbangers.

  • 3. Chris  |  November 11th, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    amen to that PJ

  • 4. Administrator  |  November 11th, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    Yeah, but the bangers look so cool when they use the two-fisted, sideways automatics technique!

  • 5. Chris  |  November 12th, 2006 at 10:02 am

    question what would be the daily bag limit on Libs and do they taste like chicken ? ;)

  • 6. phel  |  November 12th, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    Didn’t Harvey Keitel look cooler in Reservoir Dogs?

  • 7. Administrator  |  November 12th, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    “Do they taste like chicken?”

    I think Chris has been reading too many xombie books.

  • 8. Chris  |  November 12th, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    well they act like chickens stands to reason they taste like chicken lol

  • 9. Administrator  |  November 13th, 2006 at 10:13 am

    That’s not fair, Phel, Harvey Keitel looks cooler than everyone. Period.

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