So when will they introduce the ‘anti-swing’ bat?

June 16th, 2009

To try to stop people from killing each other, cialis generic capsule Britain instituted confiscatory gun laws.

People started stabbing each other instead.

So now someone has created the first ‘anti-stab’ knife.

Watch for an upswing in downward swinging lead pipes.

Guys…really, it’s not the weapon. It’s the person who uses it.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. John Foust  |  June 16th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Slash instead, then.

  • 2. BobG  |  June 18th, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    Do you ever get the feeling that the island of Great Britain is getting a bit inbred?

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