So I got that going for me…

February 16th, 2006

Carl Spackler quote from Caddyshack (1980):

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, generic viagra see and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, buy viagra store you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Until then, I have Peter’s Carnival of the Caddyshack goin’ for me, which is nice.

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  • 1. sheldn  |  February 17th, 2006 at 6:52 pm

    …We have a pool and a pond…. The pond would be good for you…

    Make sure you pick up “The Essential Caddyshack”. There is always a line that you can use in every conversation.

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