Sex is optional?

November 7th, 2006

I’ve always known that sex was optional.

After all, buy viagra recipe many women have happily choosen not to have sex with me.

However, I never suspected that your gender is actually a matter of choice.

I have to say I am literally amazed that New York is going to allow people to declare their own gender on their birth certificates regardless of their physical sex.

In other words, New York is going to allow fully-functioning males to legally claim to be female and vice-a-versa.

I wonder how long will it be before we’re voting on a constitutional amendment that states:

The state of Wisconsin will only recognize a human being to be a man if he has a peepee. Or, if lacking a peepee, can demonstrate that he is in lawful possession of a Y chromosome.

I also wonder how long it will be before people can choose their race, too? That would certainly come in handy as long as Affirmative Action is still around.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Nick  |  November 7th, 2006 at 10:38 am

    We better rewrite the gay marriage amendment right now… Saying that marriage is recognized only between a man and a woman isn’t enough. If we don’t say that “Marriage is only recognized as a union between a human being with a penis and a human being with a vagina”, some activist judge may come along and say that a New Yorker who got to choose he was a woman could marry another man.

    Just imagine what would happen if New York allowed people to choose their species on their birth certificate! We could have people marrying dogs! That, by the way, is why no woman would ever marry me. Inter-species marriage isn’t allowed, and I am a dog.

  • 2. TC  |  November 7th, 2006 at 11:14 am

    I think it’s just so they can get Ladies Night drinks.

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