Santa?

December 18th, 2006

I was going into Mayfair Mall late tonight just as the mall Santa was on his way out.

He looked exhausted, best viagra sale but even as bedraggled as he was he appeared so authentic that I wanted to stop him and say, viagra usa “Santa? Is that you?”

Of course, if it really had been Santa, I would have asked him for an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, Range Model air rifle with a compass on the stock and this thing which tells time.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Casper  |  December 19th, 2006 at 10:00 am

    You’ll shoot your eye out!

    (Can’t believe I’m the first to say that)

  • 2. SliverTom  |  December 19th, 2006 at 12:48 pm

    Argh! Casper beat me to it!

  • 3. Chris  |  December 20th, 2006 at 8:30 am

    If it is the same guy we have our kids pic taken with him every year It is scary how much the guy looks like the “real” santa

  • 4. Nick  |  December 21st, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    Small confession time.

    I’ve never seen that movie… and every time I see the commercials for it, I wonder why people seem to love it. I really have no desire to see it either.

    In fact, TBS for the last couple of years has played it non-stop on Christmas Day. Drives me nuts.

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