Qualifications

September 17th, 2008

Unfortunately for the legion of people who think their opinion of Sarah Palin’s qualifications matter, viagra buy capsule there are only three real requirements to be Vice President of the United States of America:

  1. Be a bonafide citizen of the United States. Check.
  2. Be at least 35 years old. Check.
  3. Win the election. Check back here in six weeks or so.

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  • 1. John  |  September 17th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    You didn’t MARRY with that a requirement list so short, did you? (Female? Check. Over 18? Check. Currently unmarried? Check.)

    :)

  • 2. elliot  |  September 17th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Well, my marriage list also includes:

    4.) Living.

    5.) Not repulsed by my appearance.

    Even with such a short list, it’s surprisingly hard to find qualified candidates. ;)

  • 3. steveegg  |  September 17th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    It’s item #5 that gets me.

  • 4. grumps  |  September 18th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    And it’s said that most men will pick a wife in light they wouldn’t buy a suit in.

    If McCain wants to peg the overmatched, big spender vote I think he made the perfect choice.

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