Pulled up next to a police cruiser at a stop light

June 22nd, 2012

The car had two cops inside with the windows open.

The officer on the passenger’s side looked at me.

I said, cialis usa ambulance “I’m totally fighting the urge to say, sales ‘Wanna race?”

The cop looked my car up and down and said in a completely deadpan voice, “We’d win.”

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  • 1. John Foust  |  June 22nd, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Paint some flames on the side of your minivan, it’ll go faster.

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