Please, please, please tell me…

March 20th, 2011

…that AT&T buying T-Mobile won’t result in our seeing less of the T-Mobile girl:

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. John Foust  |  March 21st, 2011 at 11:33 am

    You’ll do anything for traffic, won’t you.

  • 2. Elliot  |  March 21st, 2011 at 11:41 am


    If I were doing it for traffic, I’d have mentioned her name (Carly Foulkes) and posted THIS picture from her modeling portfolio:


  • 3. John Foust  |  March 21st, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    She was born in late 1988. What were you doing in 1988?

  • 4. Elliot  |  March 21st, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    I was about the age she is, now. But even then, I wouldn’t have stood a chance with a girl like that.

  • 5. David Casper  |  March 22nd, 2011 at 7:57 am

    “When a girl is under 21, she’s protected by law. When she’s over 65, she’s protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she’s fair game.”
    -Cary Grant, Operation Petticoat

    (Of course, he was being prescribed LSD when he uttered this line, so take it for what it’s worth)

  • 6. Jib  |  March 22nd, 2011 at 9:31 am

    If they do ax her, I will join you in taking over the lobby of AT&T’s headquarters. I’ll bring buckets to drum on. Old dudes across the land will send us free pizzas in support of our courage.

  • 7. Elliot  |  March 22nd, 2011 at 9:36 am

    Although I would not have believed it possible, I now think even more highly of Cary Grant.

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