OK, enough about real guns

March 20th, 2012

Let’s talk about video game ones, sildenafil case instead.

I’ve been playing Mass Effect 3 the last few days and it’s a phenomenal game.

Nothing quite like teleporting up into a guy’s grill and blasting him with a space shotgun.

And people wonder why I never accomplish anything.

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  • 1. John Foust  |  March 20th, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    “Teleporting up into a guy’s grill and blasting him with a space shotgun”? What is this, Boots and Sabers? Don’t tell me this takes place at some interstellar rest stop.

  • 2. Elliot  |  March 20th, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    You’ve never played any of the Mass Effect games?

    Dude, I am so sad for you. :(

  • 3. Elliot  |  March 20th, 2012 at 1:11 pm

    Doh. Just got the “grill” joke. That was funny, John. Forgive my fuzziness.

  • 4. John Foust  |  March 20th, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    What “grill” joke? You mean like “grill”? Teleporting? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

    It’s true, I haven’t played ME3. I used to write games, professionally, and I used to sell tools to game developers… but I’ve never had a big craving for shoot ’em-ups.

  • 5. Elliot  |  March 20th, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Wow, that page is absolutely filled with naughty words.

  • 6. John Foust  |  March 20th, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    And people wonder why I never accomplish anything.

    If I was truly malevolent, I’d remind you of Reddit or TV Tropes.

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