Mortal enemies?

October 24th, 2007

I’ve noticed that some of the folks in the blogosphere really seem to hate each other.

But so far, buy viagra cialis I haven’t seemed to be able to piss anyone off enough to have made any mortal enemies.

Where’s my evil nemesis?

I’m missing my Moriarty.

I’m denied a Doc Ock.

I’m not asking for anyone really viscous. I don’t need a Lex Luthor. A Wile E. Coyote would do just fine.

Any volunteers?

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  • 1. Hermes  |  October 24th, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    i’m up for it, if you think you can handle ME as a nemesis… but crocodile cage might get jealous.

    how’s this for starters: your opinions are worse than anything i’ve ever heard of. you’re completely wrong about everything, ever. and you suck. hard. and you’re dumb, and probably ugly, and smelly.

    also, big government is good, and abortion is good.
    there you have it, now let’s have at it.

  • 2. Elliot  |  October 24th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    Man, you’re MEAN!

    Are all archenemies so mean? ;)

  • 3. Nick  |  October 24th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Maybe the problem isn’t that you don’t have a mortal enemy… but that you’re not significant enough to warrant one…

    How’s that for throwing down the gauntlet?

  • 4. Fuzz Martin  |  October 24th, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Eugene Kane.

  • 5. Elliot  |  October 24th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    Mr. Kane doesn’t even know I exist…although he is one of the reasons I started blogging. I needed some way to respond to him other than shouting obscenities every time I drive by the Journel Sentinel building.

    And, Nick’s right. I think the problem is I need to be worthy of a great archenemy. Anyone know where I can find a radioactive spider?

  • 6. Fred  |  October 24th, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    oh come on, someone down there reads you and seven other blogs that they rotate for their blog posts of the week.

    I think you should pick a fight with Joel McNally.

    Get vicious, go after the 1970’s haircut,

  • 7. Aaron  |  October 24th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Take on Sykes.

  • 8. Fred  |  October 24th, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    I thought that was your thing.

  • 9. Jenna  |  October 24th, 2007 at 4:11 pm

    Er…I seem to play the role of antagonist rather well.

    Let’s see: smoking bans are bad, literary majors are half-wits, libertarians are fooling themselves…how else can I piss you off…

    Just kidding ;)

  • 10. Elliot  |  October 24th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    The problem is, Jena, even when we disagree you’ve never been anything but respectful…that makes for a lousy enemy.

  • 11. Jenna  |  October 24th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    You are far too kind.

  • 12. capper  |  October 24th, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    I have enough arch-villians to deal with now, of course, combined they would not compare to your formidable potential. Since, I am already a comic sidekick to Jay, I can’t fill that role for you either. Perhaps I could be the wise friend that offers encouragement and sage advice just before the bomb goes off?

  • 13. grumps  |  October 25th, 2007 at 4:07 am

    Let’s think this through. The great Criminal Masterminds, Moriarty, Kobayashi, merely sat back and, through the power of their will and their knowledge of other’s failings, led networks of minions to do their bidding, often without their minion’s knowledge or assent.

    I think we’re all being manipulated already and I nearly have the evidence to prove it. If something should happen to me there is a file folder in my sock drawer that points straight to this Cheddarspherical genius.

    Yes.

    I’m talking about….

    Wiggy.

  • 14. Hermes  |  October 25th, 2007 at 7:12 am

    the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world, he didn’t exist. and like that *poof* he was gone.

  • 15. Ed JR.  |  October 25th, 2007 at 9:34 am

    I agree with Hermes. You have an enemy that’s bigger than all the others mentioned. Read 2Peter 5:8. My paraphrase: Satan is like a roaring lion wandering about seeking whom he may devor.

  • 16. Elliot  |  October 25th, 2007 at 9:37 am

    Jeez, so even after all the chickens I sacrificed Satan is STILL my enemy?

    There’s just no getting along with that guy.

  • 17. Fuzz Martin  |  October 25th, 2007 at 10:21 am

    after all the chickens I sacrificed…

    Maybe you could become archenemies with a PETA blog?

  • 18. Fred  |  October 25th, 2007 at 10:38 am

    Have a mentioned how much libertarians piss me off?

  • 19. grumps  |  October 25th, 2007 at 11:33 am

    What’s the matter Fred? Won’t they let you check out the books you want?

    Oh

    Libertarians, huh?

    Nver mind. Sorry, Fred. You can rack on them if you want.

  • 20. Tim  |  October 26th, 2007 at 8:21 am

    Elliot, you’re one of two who read my blog. Can’t piss you off.

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