Meme? Oh my!

December 23rd, 2005

Just when I was starting to like Fred from RealDebateWisconsin he smacked me with the meme stick.

If you don’t know what a “meme” is in blogger speak, cialis sale pharmacy just substitute the phrase “chain email.”

OK, medicine so I’m supposed to answer the following questions:

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Driving a patrol car.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Wrestling with a serial killer.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1.) Jujubes!
2.) Lemon Heads.
3.) Pop Secret Lite.
4.) Holiday Snack Cakes.
5,) Honeycrisp Apples.

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics;
1.) Happy Birthday.
2.) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
3.) Jingle Bells.
4.) Time in a Bottle.
5.) If I had a Million Dollars.

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire
1.) Pay my debts. (This would, of course, leave me with no money to do 2 through 5.)
2.) Keep a flat in London.
3.) Buy one of the new Intel-based Mac laptops when they come out.
4.) Buy a duplex and move my parents to Wauwatosa to live in it.
5.) Get a Porsche 911 fitted with hand-controls and a roof rack for my chair.

Five bad habits
1.) Jujubes!
2.) Spouting off about politics.
3.) Video games.
4.) Listening to NPR.
5.) Pretending I heard someone, even if I wasn’t listening.

Five things you’ll never wear again
1.) Footie pajamas.
2.) Briefs.
3.) Corduroys.
4.) A t-shirt with a saying on it.
5.) A badge.

Five favorite toys:
1.) My PowerBook.
2.) My iPod.
3.) My Xbox.
4.) My Colt .45 Gold Cup.
5.) Ripley, my german shepherd (more friend than toy, but what the heck).

And now the hunted becomes the hunter.

If any of the following bloggers stumble across this post, I toss the meme gauntlet down on your keyboards.

Grumps from The Happy Circumstance (That’ll teach you to stop by for a visit once!)

John from Marquette Warrior, because he seems like the sort of guy who would LOVE to do this.

James at Wigderson Library &Pub.

Sadie at Sadie Says: because I’m dying to see how a dog would answer these questions.

And…

The guys at Letters In Bottles, because one of the only songs I know all the lyrics to is Time in a Bottle and Letters in Bottles is close enough!

If any of you have already answered this meme, you can send your nasty emails to: Fred!

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6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. grumps  |  December 25th, 2005 at 11:21 am

    What were you doing 10 years ago?
    Driving a semi-truck for Frito Lay

    What were you doing 1 year ago?
    Looking for a job without a whole lot of sucess

    Five snacks you enjoy:
    1.) Cheese Waffies
    2.) Bruschetta
    3.) Cheese and Crackers
    4.) Pretzel Rods.
    5,) Sausages

    Five songs to which you know all the lyrics;
    1.) The Winner- Shel Silverstein
    2.) Paradise By the Dashboard Light- Jim Steinman
    3.) Thunder Road- Bruce
    4.) When I Fall- Barenaked Ladies
    5.) Pancho and Lefty- Townes van Zandt.

    Five things you would do if you were a millionaire
    1.) Pay off the houses of several family members (including my beautiful wife’s
    2.) Buy a house on Galway Bay
    3.) Spend more time in Chicago
    4.) Write more and more substantially
    5.) Give more to my favorite charities.

    Five bad habits
    1.) I’m still smoking a little
    2.) Cheating on my diet
    3.) Interupting.
    4.) Reading blogs that will only piss me off. (Hi, Madison Freedom Fighter)
    5.) Not wearing my seat belt

    Five things you’ll never wear again
    1.) A nametag at work.
    2.) Boxers
    3.) Huggie-Bear hats.
    4.) Slip on rubber booties.
    5.) A slicker.

    Five favorite toys:
    1.) My computer.
    2.) Big Ball-o-Worms
    3.) Legos.
    4.) None of your business!
    5.) The giggling butterfly of my granddaughter’s.

  • 2. Administrator  |  December 26th, 2005 at 6:03 pm

    Thanks!

    Though I think the idea is to post it on your site. ;)

  • 3. james wigderson  |  December 27th, 2005 at 6:01 pm

    I don’t know if I could answer something like this seriously.

  • 4. Fred  |  December 27th, 2005 at 6:45 pm

    Hey Patrick at Badger Blogger hit me. Crap flows uphill on this one.

  • 5. David  |  December 27th, 2005 at 11:30 pm

    OK, I clicked the “Abortionist” link and read the two chapters. Damn you to hell. Now I must demand the rest of the story. Don’t make me send comments at you, just give up the story and back away slowly with your hands raised!!

  • 6. Administrator  |  December 27th, 2005 at 11:43 pm

    Hey James, you don’t have to answer it seriously.

    In fact, I strongly recommend you answer it humorously.

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