Man, why didn’t I learn to play tennis?

February 9th, 2010

Tennis pro Andy Roddick’s wife gets the cover spot on the new Sport’s Illustrated Swimsuit issue:


Entry Filed under: Observations

6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. John Foust  |  February 9th, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    The good news is, if your wife reads your blog, you still have several days before Valentine’s Day to make up for posts like this.

  • 2. Elliot  |  February 9th, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Dude, I’m not married. You’re thinking of my no-good friend Mike.

  • 3. John Foust  |  February 9th, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    I only read the free preview. I thought you’d marry her by the end.

  • 4. David Casper  |  February 10th, 2010 at 10:41 am


  • 5. John Foust  |  February 10th, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. I give you wheelchair tennis.

  • 6. Elliot  |  February 11th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Wasn’t always in a chair, you know. ;)

Leave a Comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed


Being in a wheelchair gives you a unique perspective on the world. This blog features many of my views on politics, art, science, and entertainment. My name is Elliot Stearns. More...

The Abortionist

Recent Comments