It’s global warming

I’m really sick of someone sagely slipping that phrase into every conversation about the weather regardless of what the topic is:

I say, viagra canada cialis “Man, clinic it’s hot today.”
Someone is guaranteed to say “It’s global warming.”

or

I say, “Gee, it’s been snowing a lot.”
Someone is guaranteed to say “It’s global warming.”

or

I say, “Damn, it’s cold out.”
Someone is guaranteed to say “It’s global warming.”

It can’t ALL be global warming, OK? Some days it’s just hot, or cold, or snowy.

Shut the hell up about the global warming. To tell you the truth, most of the hot air I have to deal with comes from blowhards whose only answer to any comment about the weather is, “it’s global warming.”

Add comment January 23rd, 2007