Is “Chris” really the best “C” name we can come up with for a hurricane?

It looks like tropical storm Chris is about to become a hurricane.

I feel like the name “Chris” does not connote the proper amount of menace for a good hurricane name.

Why didn’t they try “Clint?” (After all, viagra buy cialis who wouldn’t fear a hurricane that asked “Do yah feel lucky, decease punk?”)

Or “Castro.” (That would scare the crap out of the Cuban community in Miami. “Oh no, Castro is coming!”)

Or, for our friends on the left, we could even choose a variation of the scariest name they can think of…”Carl.”

8 comments August 2nd, 2006


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