Is anyone else in favor of the death penalty…

April 11th, 2007

…for spammers?

I voted against reestablishing the death penalty in Wisconsin, viagra buy advice but I swear to God I’d reconsider it if they would just add spamming to the list of eligible crimes.

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  • 1. Aaron  |  April 11th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    First, you need to make spamming a crime.

    That alone might help!

  • 2. chris  |  April 11th, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Only if we can draw and quarter them as the form of execution

  • 3. Patrick  |  April 11th, 2007 at 10:21 am

    I have long called for the death penalty for Spammers, but for those of you that still can’t bring your selves to excise this sort of evil from our society, I offer this alternative: Castration with a dull butter knife before a lifetime prison sentence.

  • 4. Fuzz Martin  |  April 11th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    I would think that stoning spammers with unopened cans of Spam would be an appropriate punishment.

  • 5. Administrator  |  April 12th, 2007 at 10:37 am

    Fuzz, you can be in charge of my “punishment fits the crime” division anytime you want the job.

  • 6. tee bee  |  April 12th, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    I’d approve of giving them life in front of a firing squad.

  • 7. Dean  |  April 14th, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Worse yet might be having them eat Spam.

    Or maybe we could fill their inboxes with spam somehow.

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