I’m pretty sure my dog thinks I’m crazy

September 12th, 2006

As I bent over yesterday to retrieve the “fertilizer” my dog had just deposited on a neighbor’s lawn, viagra cheap I could swear he looked at me as if I’d lost my mind.

I think he wonders why I keep following him around picking up what he puts down.

Am I starting a collection?

Do I keep it in a scrapbook?

I swear I think I actually heard him mumble under his breath…
“dude, viagra sales physician you spent six months yelling at me whenever I left one of those on the carpet and now you spend all your time following me around, picking the stuff up and carrying it home? Let’s elminate the middleman and I’ll go back to leaving it in the living room. What do ya say?”

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Jenna  |  September 12th, 2006 at 1:05 pm

    Hey, at least you pick them up.

    There’s nothing more refreshing than stepping in a big steaming pile of doggy poo some lazy sorority girl didn’t.

  • 2. Fuzz Martin  |  September 13th, 2006 at 5:23 am

    I’ll drink to that, Jenna. A few weeks ago, the neighbor kid walked his mutt over to my property to let him drop a deuce on my lawn. I looked at him and said, “could you please have your dog do that in your own yard?” He said, “okay.” And proceeded to have his dog crap in my yard. Then he didn’t even clean it up. That little bastard!

  • 3. Clint  |  September 14th, 2006 at 11:52 am

    you need a compost bin – that is the responsible environmentalist thing to do

  • 4. Clint  |  September 14th, 2006 at 11:52 am

    Hey – you added the subscrib option to your comments – cool

  • 5. Administrator  |  September 14th, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    I’m glad you like it, Clint.

    Also, I think I heard that the right way to dispose of dog and cat waste is to flush it down the toilet…but I just can’t bring myself to do it.

    I know. I’m not perfect. ;)

  • 6. jp  |  September 14th, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Spread it with your lawn mower.
    It,s the responsible environmentalist thing to do

    Hey Jenna,
    What about lazy fraternity boys?

  • 7. Melinda Omdahl  |  September 23rd, 2006 at 9:45 pm

    Just an FYI –

    I’m pretty certain that you’re not supposed to compost cat or dog poopie. If you have an herbavore as a pet – go right ahead. But – if you have carnivores like I do – it’s a no-no.

    Also- I KNOW that you’re not supposed to flush cat pee or poo. The sanitary system isn’t designed to support Feline fecal. (Heck – our system can barely handle what it’s supposed to.)

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