I’m on day two of a hideous cold…

November 9th, 2007

…and the zinc isn’t putting a dent in it.

Anyone know a good witch doctor?

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  • 1. Dean  |  November 9th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    I do.

    But, they’re in New Guinea.

  • 2. Aaron  |  November 9th, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    You’re using the wrong heavy metal.

    Try lead.

  • 3. Casper  |  November 9th, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    Had the same thing. Twice now I’ve used the following remedy…

    3 each of echinacea, garlic and vitamin C three times a day. I forget how many milligrams each, but the standard dosage you get in the vitamin section.

    Then, NyQuil and DayQuil.

    I beat a cold in one day with this regimen.

    Oh…and Bourbon. Plenty of bourbon.

  • 4. Ed JR.  |  November 9th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    The only Witch Doctor I know is Hillery

  • 5. phel  |  November 9th, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    be sure to rinse your nasal passages with warm salt water – at least 3x a day. keep rinsing until all the uglies come out. Now is a good time to do it, and as your cold breaks and everything comes out.

    how’s that for a visual?

  • 6. Elliot  |  November 10th, 2007 at 9:14 am

    At this point, I’m willing to fly to New Guinea, Dean.

  • 7. The Asian Badger  |  November 10th, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Try Dr. John Walker

    I hate those things…hope you feel better soon.

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