I’m not much of a driver.

May 16th, 2006

My last post reminded me of something that actually happened to me back when I could still play golf.

I was standing on the tee getting ready to swing my driver when two guys in a golf cart stopped on the path beside me.

“Hey buddy, cialis sale online ” the driver said. “Did you know that you’re hitting from the ladies’ tee?”

I turned to him slowy and shouted back, “Did you know that this is my second shot?”

True story.

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5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Wm. Clement  |  May 17th, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    I know what you mean. I drive well, especially now that I keep it on MY fairway. My short game is pretty good. Unfortunately, I put like a drunken otter.

  • 2. Wm. Clement  |  May 17th, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    putt, that is. Damn, I can’t even spell today!

  • 3. Jenna  |  May 17th, 2006 at 8:05 pm

    Hmmm…I’ve heard that joke before. Someone must be plagarizing from you.

  • 4. Administrator  |  May 17th, 2006 at 10:56 pm

    Could be. Happened to me about 12 or 15 years ago, so there’s been time for the story to spread.

    And I promise it happened to me. And it didn’t feel like a joke at the time. :)

  • 5. Wendy  |  May 18th, 2006 at 11:34 am

    I took a golf class in high school. We learned how to swing in the gym using carpet squares. I actually took a chunk out of the school’s brand new gym floor.

    Then we went out to a golf course and played a game. I scored 109. On 9 holes. And I cheated.

    Golf is not my game.

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