If you’re going to do the time, make sure you do the right crime.

While someone was breaking into the Wisconsin Department of Corrections Probation and Parole office and and stealing six urine samples from a locked refrigerator

…someone else was stealing $43 million.

I know which gang I’d rather be a member of.

I like my gold to be the kind that spends.

4 comments February 22nd, 2006


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