If you’re going to do the time, make sure you do the right crime.

February 22nd, 2006

While someone was breaking into the Wisconsin Department of Corrections Probation and Parole office and and stealing six urine samples from a locked refrigerator

…someone else was stealing $43 million.

I know which gang I’d rather be a member of.

I like my gold to be the kind that spends.

Entry Filed under: Observations

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. grumps  |  February 23rd, 2006 at 6:38 am

    Have you ruled out the possibility that the pee-pee thieves were the diversion?

  • 2. Administrator  |  February 23rd, 2006 at 10:16 am

    Interesting theory.

    Now that you mention it, I wonder why the Pee-Pee Patrol didn’t stop the robbery?

    Potty break?

  • 3. grumps  |  February 24th, 2006 at 6:39 am

    Put Paul Bucher on the case. He’ll get to the bottom of it.

  • 4. Melinda Omdahl  |  February 24th, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    When he stops screaming and making a general ass of himself.

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