I wonder if Chuck Norris’s kids ever had to say…

July 19th, 2010

…I bet my dad can beat up your dad!

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. David Casper  |  July 27th, 2010 at 12:50 am

    Chuck Norris doesn’t have children. His wife just gives birth to more fists.

  • 2. Roland Melnick  |  July 27th, 2010 at 1:06 am

    Two of my favorites:

    Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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