I made out with a…

August 15th, 2008

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But then her brother threatened to snap my epee.

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  • 1. grumps  |  August 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Foiled again, huh?

  • 2. Fuzz Martin  |  August 15th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Grumps, you must not have gotten the memo forbidding you from being funnier than the host… because you just were. ;)

  • 3. Cindy  |  August 15th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Grumps, you beat me to it! I was going to add “Curses” to the phrase.

    The middle child’s girlfriend is a well trained fencer. For Christmas they bought the youngest a pair of shorts with Touche across the, well, you can figure it out.

  • 4. elliot  |  August 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    I’d leave a clever riposte, but instead I think I’ll just disengage before anyone feints.

  • 5. capper  |  August 15th, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    Elliot-

    What the hilt? I thought you sword to leave the punning alone. What will it take to get you from the edge and see the point-lessness of it?

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